Real achievement: as of today, I have brushed my teeth every day, without fail, for 366 days in a row. This is the first time in my life that I've achieved this.
False achievement: the 9 hours and umpty 'badges' I've won playing Bejewelled since I installed the wretched thing on my iPhone after I mostly kicked the Plants vs Zombies addiction by using knitting as methadone. Bejewelled is a lot more powerful than knitting.
I need to find some way to make explosion sound effects happen every time I finish a row of stitches.
And for a paternal yet threatening voice to say "Good! Excellent!" when I pick up a dropped stitch.
The stirring adventure music soundtrack is optional, but actually the easiest to achieve - after all, I do own recordings of stirring music. But I want explosions.
- Real and false achievement