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Literally darn.
Cross Stitch
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The toe of one of my new socks has busted right open. For the record, the one I finished four years ago, not the one I finished tonight.

Now I have to find out how to mend it.

Also, where do I file bug reports for Dreamwidth's new create entries page now that it's out of beta? I keep typing tags in and having it select tags I didn't type, even when I've typed letters that definitely don't belong to the tag it selected. e.g. I typed "crafts: knitting" and pressed tab, and it selected "crack".

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Socks
Cross Stitch
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photographic evidence of socks )

I started knitting these in 2008, then forgot about them for a long time. I also forgot which pattern I was using, and how I did it. I messed up worse than usual picking up the stitches after the heel turn, so one of them is a bit flat-footed. Also I've never done contrasting toes before, so I didn't realise how weird it looks unless you decrease a lot more gradually than I do.

But socks! Garish, warm bedsocks!

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Chair project: complete
happysingingjanis
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Do you remember the chairs, Miranda? Do you remember the chairs? I finished them tonight.

before and after )

So, how much did this project cost me, and what did I need?

Chairs: 99c local pickup from eBay.
Spraypaint: ~$7.50
Screwdriver: I already owned one. An ordinary non-powered screwdriver worked fine.
Screws: ~$3
Staple gun: I already owned one.
Staples: ~$3.50
Fabric for chair covers: back in 1998, that was one of my favourite dresses. But it had a few holes in it now, so not useful in clothing form even if it fit.
Total: about $14, or $7 per chair.

And it was fun.

Lessons for next time: I bought too much paint (I bought a spraycan of primer for $7.50 and never used it) and I didn't actually need the wood glue I bought ($4.50.) So technically I spent $26, and now have a completely unused spraycan of primer and bottle of wood glue for my future projects. But $13 per chair for something that exactly meets my needs is still a bargain, right?) Also I made a real mess in my spare room, and if anyone knows how to make a beige carpet beige again after the spray paint got too near it, I would be very glad to hear, preferably before my landlord gets a look at it.

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Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries
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I haven't watched the TV series yet. Not because I have something against it or don't think it's legitimate or whatever (n.b. the author of the books has writing credit for all the episodes) but because I am very, very attached to the book canon to the degree that watching something that different (and judging from Wikipedia, it is very different) about the same characters would make me twitch way too hard. Which is my problem, not the show's.

That said, I would like to recruit more people to read the books. Not instead of watching the show, but as well. If you like the TV version, I think it is very highly likely that you will like the book version as well.

Here are some characters I'd like you to meet who are not in the TV series. Just as a teaser.

serious spoilers for books and show )

I'll stop here before I give away all the good parts.

If you want more: there are eighteen Phryne Fisher books. When you run out, you might enjoy the Corinna Chapman books. They're set in the present day, and the detective is a fat, mousy-haired cat-lover who loves Buffy and quit being an accountant to open a bakery. If you get sick of how fucking perfect Phryne is, you might find Corinna more appealing.

(Although, a warning: Corinna is much more a mouthpiece for Kerry Greenwood's opinions than Phryne is. And mostly her opinions range from okay to great, but not always. Her opinion of anorexia, as expressed by Corinna, is very fail indeed, and it's all through that series. It's actually shocking, going back and forth between the strong, brave, sympathetic character in recovery from heroin addiction to the really pejorative portrayal of the two girls with anorexia. No recognition at all that those three characters might have a very similar struggle.)

(Also, there's this race thing that once I noticed, I can't stop thinking about: it's not that she has ever portrayed Indigenous Australians in a pejorative light. But. There is only one speaking Indigenous character in any of her books in either series, and he only gets one very small scene and Dot reassures him that his babies look completely white. Although she does say "Wouldn't matter if they weren't.") And when otherwise you have a very diverse cast, and in particular there are more Maori characters than you would expect to see in two series set in Australia, it becomes this great big elephant in the living room. Particularly when there is a big subplot in one of your books involving the bones of Indigenous Australians, and that takes up more ink than you have devoted in your entire writing career to living Indigenous Australians. So yeah. You have been warned.)

A few more things:
- if you're looking for copies and haven't already set your heart on the tie-in covers, check out the gorgeous cover art by Beth Norling.
- Dot is based closely on Kerry Greenwood's mother.
- if you're the sort of person who likes to know writers' day jobs: she's a Legal Aid solicitor. Or was - she might have retired by now. But yeah. In a very poor part of town with a lot of drug problems.

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The Remains of the Day
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I finished The Satanic Verses yesterday, and immediately started on Ishiguro's The Remains of the Day. It's a much quicker read, and not just because it's only half as long.

Someone reassure me, please: am I supposed to laugh?

I am reminded of As I Lay Dying: very different characters, but the same sense of horrified amusement. I keep looking up from the book to say aloud "Oh no, you didn't."

I haven't seen the film. I don't know why not, considering that it came out at the height of my crush on Emma Thompson.

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Quick link
Hornpipe
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Savage Love Letter of the Day, May 18th (triggers: religious abuse, homophobia, child harm)

Read this even if you normally hate Dan Savage. It is 100% not about him, just about this incredibly brave woman who wrote in.

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Dentist again
happysingingjanis
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cut, but there's nothing traumatic )

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Once read, never forgotten
Hothead
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Years ago I read this article in my university's feminist magazine, Judy's Punch. I can't remember the title or author, unfortunately. The article was about the author's experiences in the mental health system. She had obtained her psychiatrist's notes under freedom of information, and read about herself, "Patient has an angry preoccupation with being treated with what she calls 'respect'."

I think of this line often.

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The Undead Press debacle
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When I was ten, I loved horses. My parents, who were well-off and indulgent, drove me nearly an hour away every Saturday for riding lessons. All the other students in my riding class were locals. Most of them were also stable hands at the riding school - they were paid to work there. One day my riding teacher had a great idea. He asked my parents whether, during the school holidays, they would like to leave me there for the day, as often as they liked, and I would do the same work the other stable hands did, and go on trail rides with them and socialise with them, and my parents would pay him forty dollars per day for this. They would be paying him for me to be a stable hand.

My parents thought this would be fun for me. I had a bad feeling about it, but I tried it for one day anyway, and found that it was even more awkward than I imagined - all the other kids knew that my parents were paying for me to do what they were getting paid to do. I was a poser. It was humiliating. I learned an important lesson then about paying someone to confer on you a status that you have to earn.

I think about that when I read Jim Macdonald's basic law of writing: money flows toward the writer. If you are paying someone else to make you a Real Published Author, then, axiomatically, you are not a real published author. You are being scammed, or you're scamming yourself, or you're paying someone else to enable you to role-play being a published author. This also applies if you're not paying them money, but you don't get paid and don't get a contributor's copy and you're expected to do all the promotion for your book and maybe buy a stack of them yourself to sell to all your friends and relations. Those are all signs that you are not the product, you are the market. They published you not because they could sell your work, but because they knew you would buy it.

In the Undead Press debacle (the basic details are here, trigger warning for comparing things other than rape to rape) both author and publisher were role-playing Publishing Industry. And I think both of them believed it was the real thing.

In the case of the first author who sounded the alarm, Mandy de Geit, her ignorance only hurt her. She didn't do due diligence researching her market (if she had googled him, she would have run away from Anthony Giangregorio very fast) and she let him have her story for nothing, not even a contributor's copy, because she was so excited to be a Real Published Author, but that's her business. She wasn't hurting anyone else.

Anthony Giangregorio's ignorance is not just his business. He's been doing this for years, and I think he is actually deluded enough to believe that he is a Real Live Publisher who has the power to get authors blacklisted by the industry if they talk about him disrespectfully in public, and who has the legal right to make substantive alterations to their stories in the name of 'editing', although he doesn't even know the proper function of an apostrophe. He formed his three successive 'small presses' to publish his own writing, because he himself couldn't get published conventionally. What he is not doing is running a real business. He told someone at a con that it was beneath his dignity to set a price point of $2.99 for an ebook, and that it was an insult to his hard work and that of the authors (those authors he's not paying) not to charge $9.99. He said he'd rather sell 12 ebooks at $9.99 than 50 at $2.99. In other words, this business owner would rather make $120 than $150, because setting lower prices is insulting. That, to me, is the clearest sign of all that he is just playing publisher.

To make it clear: I do not have a problem with hobby writing, with fanfic, with staying an amateur writer all your life, with operating a press as a hobby, any of that. I have a mild problem with paying money to shore up your delusion that your fantasy is real, and I have a REAL FUCKING HUGE problem with nonconsensually recruiting other people into your fantasy.

Links:
Absolute Write's watchdog thread on Anthony Giangregorio
Alyn Day's experience with Anthony Giangregorio
Tim Lieder's encounters with Anthony Giangregorio (the one with the price points)
James Roy Daley's take (includes Giangregorio's reaction to Mandy de Geit's post)
Kristina R Mosley dodged a bullet (It sounds like he was trying to neg her.)

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If only my thoughts had the power to set people on fire
Soup
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So, my mouth still hasn't healed from the wisdom tooth extraction, I'm falling apart psychologically from a combination of the pain eroding my coping skills and the fact that I finished tapering off Lexapro the day after the extraction, and yesterday I came down with a cold.

I emailed my trainer yesterday to tell him I couldn't come again because of all that.

He replied:
Ok Elena, hope you are feeling better physically and psychologically soon.. your thoughts have power to heal.

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